That was the theme song from one of my favorite cartoons as a kid... Dick Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines. They were always trying to stop the carrier pigeon from delivering his message. (Funny how Dick Dastardly looked and sounded a LOT like Snidely Whiplash!)
Well, it seems that the Pigeons were on to something. The elite "art" community has been desperately trying to keep this hush hush for fear that their cover will have been blown.
Now if they would only hire pigeons as art critics. Or, better yet, have pigeons teach art, then there would be no need for critics.